About 5 months ago, I was out with some friends for a little dance and drink action when a very interesting subject arose. Once the liquor starts flowin, we all get a little loose with our tongues…. and we, of course, talk about sex. Who doesn’t!?
One of my friends is well versed in all matters of sex and somehow manages to bring up something new every time we go out that I have never heard of before. This time, it was vaginal lifting (VL).
Oh yeah, I was interested! But, how the H do you lift with your Va-J J?! The images that were going through my head regarding lifting with my lady parts were incomprehensible until she informed me of the Jade egg.
(ps: what I bought):
The jade egg allows you to lift objects with your down under muscles. There is a small hole drilled through one end of the jade egg so you can thread a piece of un-waxed dental floss through the hole or thread the floss through an already existing thread shown below.
Once you have attached the floss to the egg, attach the other end to an object. I found using a water bottle worked well as you can fill it with water to increase or decrease weight. Then insert the egg and lift away.
For the beginner, the large egg is the easiest to hold in while the small egg is for more advanced lady part lifters as it is the hardest to hold in.
So yeah, I totally bought me some jade eggs on Amazon and eagerly began working on the fitness of my pelvic floor muscles. And NO, I am not making a video of me lifting with my naughty bits Dana and Rachelle!
I try to practice daily but forget occasionally. I have been using the large egg with a water bottle filled to weigh 3/4 pounds. I will usually do a wide, super slow sumo squat lifting the water bottle off the ground and then slowly lowering it again for 15-20 reps. This takes me about 5 minutes.
Here’s a little intro to the act of VL… this shit cracks me up!
Why add vaginal kung fu to your routine?
( not in the gym I might add, otherwise, you will really be asking for the creepers to come around!
- VL works better than kegels
- Have more intense orgasms
- Have more orgasms (uh, bonus!)
- Your partner will have stronger orgasms due to your super human va-j-j.
- Easier child birth and better recovery
- Increases libido
- Increases circulation
- Eliminate urinary incontinence
- Prevents vaginal prolapse
- ….. or even be able to open a pickle jar…..↓↓↓↓
I definitely noticed increased strength after the first week. And Kim Anami, a holistic sex + relationship coach, claims she can have 20 orgasms in a row… um yeah… I am still workin on that one!
So, get lifting ladies! In the words of Kim Anami, you too could be a well f**** woman!
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Hahaha!!!! No way!!!! This is a thing! Seriously you are holding out on me my friend!!! I don’t even know you anymore. Lol!!!!
I just bought the ones you bought. I feel like such a nerd and excited too. thanks! 😀